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Marge was in bed with a man. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. The man said, “Oh, my gosh, your husband is home!!!...
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so...
In a very exclusive private school near California’s Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each...
An old Native Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Government officials sent to interview him. “Chief Two...
A blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her, “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love...
What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)? 1. The Ordinary Thief steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc....
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf...
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...
A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved...
Some ecclesiastical gentlemen — a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others — were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up....
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
These two couples play golf together regularly at their club, and on the sixth hole, a par four, the second shot to the green must carry...
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the...
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted a...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always...
One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer dinner on...
Selma telephones home with some exciting news: “Mama, I got married.” “Congratulations!!” says Mama. “I might as well tell you, Mama, he’s not of our Faith.”...
