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The duty officer reported to his CO: Sir nothing significant has happened during my duty hours – only the dog died. The CO asked: How did...
Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir? MD: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room....
The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind. I...
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their...
A retired officer goes to a shop and asks the young shopkeeper, “Give me 742 grains of green gram.” The boy, without speaking a word, quickly...
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace...
After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your...
I was headed for a blind date last night, but I was worried… what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not...
Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student’s turn comes, and he goes inside. External: Suppose you are traveling by...
Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him...
Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz, Sam’s...
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer...
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive....
An old English pub used to keep a bowl of snuff on the bar so that all the old boys could clear their noses. One day...
A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer lovemaking a sheep. He is utterly...
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder...
A elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract....
Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”...
One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farm. In order to do this, he needed a stud rooster. He asked around...
A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot. The owner of the shop says “We have 2 kinds of parrots, one repeats everything you...
