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An couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave...
A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. He said, I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a...
Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they...
Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”...
“Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient. “You only have six months to live.” The man sat in stunned...
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die!...
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she...
A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s...
A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it,...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,...
Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching the time go by. There is an old hound dog lying on the ground in front...
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided...
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!”...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old...
