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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be...
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” ”Dogs...
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several...
Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy the nurse comes into the room and tells both men, “Strip...
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down...
Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into...
A cop pulls over a car load of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorry sir, but...
Two college football players named Bubba and Jed were taking an exam in English Literature. They must pass this exam in order to fulfill the academic...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He...
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The barkeeper...
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s...
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and...
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her...
